In case you were wondering if I could possibly be any weirder…yeah, I have this telepathy thing going on, and I knew that you were… I realized there are a few things I left off my list.
I won’t bother to number them, so nobody gets hurt.
*I’ve never been a first wife.
*My ex-wife-in-law (hubby’s ex) and I are friends.
*I have an uncanny ability to remember social security numbers – not just mine, but hubby’s, daughters’, sister’s, ex-boyfriends’, ex-hubby’s, and some people I don’t even know (work related) – but I can’t freakin’ remember to call the orthodontist’s office to have them draft the payment before the 15th of the month!
*I’m right-handed in everything but archery and soccer <— HA! (that was just for kicks, but the archery thing is true.) I kill me.
*I’m funnier than most people think I am.
*I just laughed out loud at myself.
*There are 6 letters in my first name, 6 in my middle name, and 6 in my last name.
Is that scary or what?